Punniest Puns with Monkichi
Aren’t puns so a-peel-ing! The Sanrio Friend of the Month for September, Monkichi, is crazy about them!
In case you didn’t know, a pun (also called a paronomasia) is a joke that makes a play on words.
For example: Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen? Because they peel. (ba-dum-tshh…)
No more monkeying around, do you have a favorite pun that you love a bunch? See what we did there - bunch… bananas… ha ha… yeah…
We’re sure you can come up with something much better, so please share your puns in the comments below!
What sort of key can’t open a door? A monkey!
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I never knew eggs were good for the eyes, but my cousin claims they gave him eggcelent vision.
If you commit a monkey to a mental institution, do you say that the monkey has gone bananas? :)